Fresh takes on life #1

Hi guys, i'm back. Frm 2dae onwards, i will be posting some stories, which are nonsensical and funny, which are almost stories of everydae happenings. I name them, "Fresh takes on life". 
Warning #1---Nonsensical
Warning #2---Funny at times



ENJOY!!!


Fresh takes on life #1


The following story is about a man, who had planned a three-day holiday trip to a town in a town in the state of Perak, Malaysia. The town's name is Bidor. 
Man---Jackson
"Owner"---Bonkers


It was a Saturday morning, 7 pm. Jackson had decided to go to the town of Bidor for a planned three-day holiday trip. With everything ready, he drove off to the place. Until about 5 hrs later, he arrived at the state of Perak and was looking for the signs which will lead him to Bidor, but he couldn't find 1. So he kept driving here and there and here and there. Exasperated, he stopped by a coffee shop and saw a man, whom Jackson mistook as the owner, and asked for directions.


Jackson asks in Hokkien , "Excuse me, are u the owner, ok, sorry for the disturbance but i would like to ask u for the directions to Bidor. 
The "owner", Bonkers, replied, "Oh, i see. U are lost. Oh, ok. Now, listen carefully becoz Bidor is a hard place to find. Ok, u just go straight and when u see a sign, just follow directions."
Jackson says, "Huh? what? I thought i asked u 4 the directions to Bidor? Aren't u a local here? I thought u are very familiar with this place???"
Bonkers replied, "Yes, a local, yah. 20 years ago. I just came back frm Britain. The reason why i gave u this type of answer is becoz 20 yrs ago, when i asked 4 directions, ppl oso gave this type of answer to me, and so i thought this was common. So, when u asked me 4 directions, i give u tis answer lor!"
And Jackson drives off with a "black face".


Sometimes, we may wonder, why in the heck does ppl gve tis type of answer 2 us, when we ask them politely. 
Perhaps some of u may find tis funny, some of u may find it nonsensical, or may not even understand what the whole story is bout'. But, as wat the theme suggests, it is "Fresh takes on life".
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